Two and a Half Men

12,1

2003

7.4 / 10

Episodes

EP 2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup....

EP 3: Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey ret...

EP 4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby....

EP 5: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped....

EP 6: Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way....

EP 7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan ...

EP 8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real....

EP 9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Ala...

EP 10: Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple....

EP 11: For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan....

EP 12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption....

EP 13: Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks h...

EP 14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impra...

EP 15: Of Course He's Dead (1)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?...

EP 16: Of Course He's Dead (2)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?...

Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Episodes >>

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Episode 1

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A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Episode 2

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nu...

Glamping in a Yurt

Episode 3

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on the...

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

Episode 4

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby....

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Episode 5

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself wh...

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Episode 6

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he ...

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Episode 7

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated w...

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Episode 8

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real....

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Episode 9

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster...

Here I Come, Pants!

Episode 10

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker dis...

For Whom the Booty Calls

Episode 11

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from...

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

Episode 12

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, ...

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Episode 13

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption ...

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

Episode 14

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice,...

Of Course He's Dead (1)

Episode 15

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?...

Of Course He's Dead (2)

Episode 16

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?...