Two and a Half Men

1,24

2003

7.4 / 10

Episodes

EP 1: Pilot

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with h...

EP 2: Big Flappy Bastards

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thin...

EP 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father....

EP 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her...

EP 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes....

EP 6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to ...

EP 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of ...

EP 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show....

EP 9: Phase One, Complete

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she b...

EP 10: Merry Thanksgiving

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should b...

EP 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform hi...

EP 12: Camel Filters and Pheromones

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old...

EP 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting ...

EP 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and no...

EP 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems....

EP 16: That Was Saliva, Alan

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and no...

EP 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident wh...

EP 18: An Old Flame with a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man....

EP 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcoho...

EP 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist....

EP 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were...

EP 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and...

EP 23: Just Like Buffalo

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's vis...

Overview

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Episodes >>

Pilot

Episode 1

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight...

Big Flappy Bastards

Episode 2

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and t...

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Episode 3

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he'...

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Episode 4

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constan...

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Episode 5

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but wi...

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Episode 6

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie real...

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Episode 7

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Cha...

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Episode 8

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmat...

Phase One, Complete

Episode 9

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn the...

Merry Thanksgiving

Episode 10

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to co...

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Episode 11

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man...

Camel Filters and Pheromones

Episode 12

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until h...

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Episode 13

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date wit...

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Episode 14

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends mo...

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Episode 15

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until s...

That Was Saliva, Alan

Episode 16

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in th...

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Episode 17

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian i...

An Old Flame with a New Wick

Episode 18

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man....

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Episode 19

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when...

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Episode 20

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to...

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Episode 21

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, wh...

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

Episode 22

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to hi...

Just Like Buffalo

Episode 23

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support g...

Can You Feel My Finger?

Episode 24

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